10 Things To Cut From Your Diet When Fire Is Literally Coming Out Your Butt

Samson Pike September 22, 2016 0

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1. Gasoline

2. TATP (triacetone triperoxide)

3. Nail polish remover

4. Nitroglycerin

5. Paint thinner

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6. Ammonium nitrate

7. Chlorine triflouride

8. Wood alcohol

9. HMX (heptanitrocubane)

10. Acetone solvent

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TAGGED WITH Ass fire

AUTHOR Samson Pike

Samson never wanted any of this. A degree in literature was supposed to be the ticket out of this stinking prole existence. Now he's beggared. An indentured servant in all but name, eking out an existence in Buffalo, New York. He should have listened to his mother, who warned him on her deathbed. Is that her laughing in the wind?