11 Millennial TV Show Porn Parodies They Have To Make

Who can resist a themed porno? We’ve all seen something with sexy nurses, of course, and then there was that one movie with the lady who looks like your mom that made you feel things you’d never thought possible. Even better than a theme, though is sexual comfort food: everybody loves something they can relate to, and that’s why pornos based on your memorable TV shows have become so popular.

Still, it seems like the adult movie industry that’s served Boomers for so many years is clearly unable to connect with the legions of fapping Millennials. With that in mind, we’ve put together a list of 11 porn-perfect shows to inspire the smut gods.

1. Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego

Listen up gumshoe, Carmen Sandiego is naked and horny in various exotic locations and its up to you to find her and her clitoris and then fulfill her sexual desires! What’s under that raincoat? Hopefully a pocket for all your spent tissues, you nasty bastard.

2. Weird Science

There’s no science weirder than guy-on-clone-on-robot-on-girl-on-satellite-dish-on-fax-machine-on-Large-Hadron-Collider-sex. That’s a fact.

3. Break It Off Inside Her High

Both boats and classrooms have proved to be successful settings for classic triple-X entertainment, so it only makes sense that a Breaker High porno parody should exist to combine both worlds.

4. Biker Dicks From Mars

This take on the old Biker Mice From Mars cartoon could offer so many interesting ways to have sex on a motorcycle, making it appeal to two audiences at once: horny Millennials, and old dudes who can only get hard when looking at shiny Harley’s. And Martians, of course.

5. Street Dildos

You might recall a cartoon about a bunch of brothers who mutated into half-shark/half human monsters and fought crime. This parody would pretty much keep that all the same, but replace the sharkfins splitting the pavement with dildos and you’ve opened a whole new world of story-telling.

6. Jem and the Holodicks

Jem truly is outrageous, and one time, at Holodick camp, she made a film that she really regretted later on in life.

7. Rugrats

Those kids were all kinds of fucked up, which begs the question: in what kinky sex positions were they conceived? Finally we can see Stu and Didi Pickles fuck passionately instead of focusing on the stupid exploits of toddlers.

8. Ani-Sex-Maniacs

The Warner Brothers, and Dot, are likely to fill their time in the water tower with all kinds of sexcapades. And when they’re not in the tower, they’re out banging whatever celebrities found on the various WB sound stages. And then tweeting about it, to give it a modern spin.

9. The Big Comfy Dick

Admit it: you’ve ALWAYS wanted to see Lounette (and to a lesser extent, her doll Molly) in some hot, sexy settings. C’mon Brazzers make this one already.

10. So Weird

The original premise of this show was a preteen girl who stumbled upon paranormal activities, so replace pre-teen girl with “34 year old actor who looks like a preteen” (essentially a female Matthew Lillard) and “stumbled upon paranormal activities” with “has sex with ghosts and werewolves” so we can finally find out if ghost cum is completely transparent or not.

11. Ready or Not

This show debuted 24 years ago, so I think we can all agree: they’re ready.

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