Author: Dwayne McGregory
5 Times It Wasn’t Weed in That Baggie
Are you tired of young punk drug dealers ripping you off with fake weed? Fake drugs are way worse than fake news, because they don’t ...
How to Spot Fake Friend Requests From Terrorists
Social media, especially Facebook is how modern terrorists are finding their next crop of freedom fighters. Don't get fooled!
6 Most Sensual Plants to Have In Your House
Plants are very sexual items: they have genders and things like “ovaries” and “receptacles” and “plant penises.” Trust us, we’re “plant gynecologists”.
5 Types of Girls at Comic Con and How To Get In Their Pants
The San Diego Comic Convention just finished and take it from us here at Manonizer there are plenty of sex depraved girls roaming the halls ...
What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance
Your sugar mama treats you well, but is she subtly telling you how goodly or badly you’re fucking her?
6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck
Mistakes happen - it's what makes us human - but mistakes with your dick are what make us men.
Don’t let Those Motherfuckers Steal Your Statue
Some say it’s cursed, but you just respond with “that’s the price for perfectly crafted nipples.” But the price has been steep.
11 Red Flags From Your Google Search History That Stop You From Legally Adopting
We all want a worthy successor and someone to pass down all our worldly knowledge to, but no one really wants to do it the ...
11 Millennial TV Show Porn Parodies They Have To Make
It seems like the adult movie industry that's served Boomers for so many years is clearly unable to connect with the legions of fapping Millennials. ...
7 Kitchen Items You Can Fuck In A Pinch
You can 'dutch rudder' yourself and make it feel like you’re getting jacked off by a primitive robot just by blindfolding yourself and having at ...