Author: Dwayne McGregory

5 Times It Wasn’t Weed in That Baggie

5 Times It Wasn’t Weed in That Baggie

Health and FitnessDwayne McGregory- August 25, 2017

Are you tired of young punk drug dealers ripping you off with fake weed? Fake drugs are way worse than fake news, because they don’t ...

How to Spot Fake Friend Requests From Terrorists

How to Spot Fake Friend Requests From Terrorists

MansplainedDwayne McGregory- August 10, 2017

Social media, especially Facebook is how modern terrorists are finding their next crop of freedom fighters. Don't get fooled!

6 Most Sensual Plants to Have In Your House

6 Most Sensual Plants to Have In Your House

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- August 3, 2017

Plants are very sexual items: they have genders and things like “ovaries” and “receptacles” and “plant penises.” Trust us, we’re “plant gynecologists”.

5 Types of Girls at Comic Con and How To Get In Their Pants

5 Types of Girls at Comic Con and How To Get In Their Pants

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- July 25, 2017

The San Diego Comic Convention just finished and take it from us here at Manonizer there are plenty of sex depraved girls roaming the halls ...

What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance

What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- July 7, 2017

Your sugar mama treats you well, but is she subtly telling you how goodly or badly you’re fucking her?

6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck

6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- June 28, 2017

Mistakes happen - it's what makes us human - but mistakes with your dick are what make us men.

Don’t let Those Motherfuckers Steal Your Statue

Don’t let Those Motherfuckers Steal Your Statue

MansplainedDwayne McGregory- June 23, 2017

Some say it’s cursed, but you just respond with “that’s the price for perfectly crafted nipples.” But the price has been steep.

11 Red Flags From Your Google Search History That Stop You From Legally Adopting

11 Red Flags From Your Google Search History That Stop You From Legally Adopting

MansplainedDwayne McGregory- June 9, 2017

We all want a worthy successor and someone to pass down all our worldly knowledge to, but no one really wants to do it the ...

11 Millennial TV Show Porn Parodies They Have To Make

11 Millennial TV Show Porn Parodies They Have To Make

EntertainmentDwayne McGregory- June 7, 2017

It seems like the adult movie industry that's served Boomers for so many years is clearly unable to connect with the legions of fapping Millennials. ...

7 Kitchen Items You Can Fuck In A Pinch

7 Kitchen Items You Can Fuck In A Pinch

Health and FitnessDwayne McGregory- June 6, 2017

You can 'dutch rudder' yourself and make it feel like you’re getting jacked off by a primitive robot just by blindfolding yourself and having at ...