Author: Tessa J. Brown

Man Make-Up: The Dark Truth

Man Make-Up: The Dark Truth

StyleTessa J. Brown- November 18, 2016

Follow these tips and tricks, bros, and I promise, you’ll be able to stay beautiful even in an ugly, ugly future.

Is Your Relationship Doomed Just Because She’s Never Met You?

Is Your Relationship Doomed Just Because She’s Never Met You?

Sex / DatingTessa J. Brown- November 15, 2016

Sure, most people can’t make it work with somebody they’ve never met, and are unlikely to ever meet, but you’re not them!

Transform Your Body By Shifting The Male Gaze To The Mirror, Bro

Transform Your Body By Shifting The Male Gaze To The Mirror, Bro

Health and FitnessTessa J. Brown- October 20, 2016

Let me tell you about all the parts of your body you should start worrying about TODAY!

5 Ways to Keep Her On the Hook, Bro

5 Ways to Keep Her On the Hook, Bro

Sex / DatingTessa J. Brown- October 5, 2016

How can you avoid having to do the hard, gross work of being respectful without making her actively dislike you enough to refuse to sleep ...

How To Ask For Help Without Admitting You Need Help, Bro

How To Ask For Help Without Admitting You Need Help, Bro

MansplainedTessa J. Brown- September 23, 2016

I’m here to tell you how to ask for help without admitting to your bros, or anybody else, that you need it.

How to Eat Phallic Foods Without Craving the D

How to Eat Phallic Foods Without Craving the D

Health and FitnessTessa J. Brown- September 2, 2016

Every bro knows that staying fed is a MINEFIELD of phallic foods.

4 Brocipes To Keep You Fed, Bro

4 Brocipes To Keep You Fed, Bro

Health and FitnessTessa J. Brown- August 29, 2016

These bro-friendly recipes, or brocipes, ensure that nobody will mistake your culinary self-sufficiency for femininity.

How To Type Like a Man

How To Type Like a Man

BusinessTessa J. Brown- August 19, 2016

Follow my tips and tricks, and you’ll be able to do even the ladiest of the lady jobs LIKE A MAN.

5 Ways to Eat a Salad in Public

5 Ways to Eat a Salad in Public

Health and FitnessTessa J. Brown- August 11, 2016

Try as you might, the craving for fresh veggies and a nice balsamic can be overwhelming. If you find yourself facing this kind of struggle, ...