Category: Automotive

Jeep Invents Time Machine, Uses It To Dominate Ancient Auto Markets

Jeep Invents Time Machine, Uses It To Dominate Ancient Auto Markets

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- August 28, 2017

"Sure, a lot of people told us we were fools for using our temporal slipstream displacement device to sell cars - but who's laughing now?"

10 Awkward Dating Situations Your Lifted Pickup Truck Won’t Save You From

10 Awkward Dating Situations Your Lifted Pickup Truck Won’t Save You From

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- April 28, 2017

All the jacked-up suspension parts and knobby tires in the world can't save you from yourself in the dating world.

6 Signs Your Car Is Possessed By A Demon

6 Signs Your Car Is Possessed By A Demon

AutomotiveDwayne McGregory- February 3, 2017

What's the catch? I mean, magic is all around us, right? Especially friendship - according to that show about toy horses that you totally don't ...

5 Ways Current Mustang Owners Can Diss The All-New 2018 Mustang

5 Ways Current Mustang Owners Can Diss The All-New 2018 Mustang

AutomotiveDwayne McGregory- January 19, 2017

What’s next? Suspension tuned in Canada? Engines made in Spain BY DRUNKARDS?

Top 4 Detroit Auto Show Debuts That Will Kill Your Ab Diet

Top 4 Detroit Auto Show Debuts That Will Kill Your Ab Diet

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- January 11, 2017

You've been trying for six pack abs ever since you turned 21 and realized that your days of coasting by on teenage dad bod were ...

5 New Pickup Truck Air Suspension Technologies That You Won’t Understand But Will Probably Buy Anyway

5 New Pickup Truck Air Suspension Technologies That You Won’t Understand But Will Probably Buy Anyway

AutomotiveDwayne McGregory- September 28, 2016

Ford EcoLift? Dyson AirBlade? Honda AirDreams? Which air suspension system is right for YOUR truck?

How To Customize Your Truck To Reduce Random Conversations With Strangers

How To Customize Your Truck To Reduce Random Conversations With Strangers

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- September 12, 2016

There's one thing in your life that's more important than anything else: reducing accidental interactions with total strangers in a public place.

Jim At Work Buys His Second BMW

Jim At Work Buys His Second BMW

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- August 18, 2016

'I wish I could have gotten silver, but my other BMW is also silver, so that would have been a bit weird, right?' Yes, this ...

Pocket Mansplaining Guide To: Car Repair

Pocket Mansplaining Guide To: Car Repair

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- August 8, 2016

Check out this pocket mansplaining guide to car repair, and never get caught out when the conversation turns to all things automotive.

Top 5 Cars That Didn’t Ignore You Between The Ages of 10-17

Top 5 Cars That Didn’t Ignore You Between The Ages of 10-17

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- July 25, 2016

You can’t always count on your parents to be there for you, but you can always depend on inanimate objects made of steel, rubber, and ...