Category: Business

7 Dick Pics To Leave Off Your C.V.

7 Dick Pics To Leave Off Your C.V.

BusinessGordon Dirk- August 29, 2017

Everyone knows that you're the fucking dick pic master, but honestly, that's something that almost NO ONE should actually know about you.

Jeep Invents Time Machine, Uses It To Dominate Ancient Auto Markets

Jeep Invents Time Machine, Uses It To Dominate Ancient Auto Markets

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- August 28, 2017

"Sure, a lot of people told us we were fools for using our temporal slipstream displacement device to sell cars - but who's laughing now?"

10 ATM Card PINs That Will Make The Bank Teller Blush

10 ATM Card PINs That Will Make The Bank Teller Blush

BusinessGordon Dirk- July 4, 2017

Want a memorable PIN for your ATM card, but also want to make everyone uncomfortable?

Is Metallica The Next Gold? 5 Investing Tips From The Voice That Screams Inside Your Head

Is Metallica The Next Gold? 5 Investing Tips From The Voice That Screams Inside Your Head

BusinessGordon Dirk- May 10, 2017

How can you can achieve your dream of confounding the experts by making stock market choices guaranteed to ruin family gatherings and child support hearings ...

5 Non Sequitur Responses To A Female Colleague’s Sexist Experience

5 Non Sequitur Responses To A Female Colleague’s Sexist Experience

BusinessGordon Dirk- May 4, 2017

It's clear that neither HR nor your parents prepared you to act like a proper human being.

5 Ways To Tell A Woman She Doesn’t Know How Beautiful She Really Is

5 Ways To Tell A Woman She Doesn’t Know How Beautiful She Really Is

BusinessGordon Dirk- April 5, 2017

Let's face it: women are busy creatures, and they don't always have the time to fully take stock of just how slamming their bodies really ...

4 Signs Your Company’s Child CEO Is Out Of Control

4 Signs Your Company’s Child CEO Is Out Of Control

BusinessGordon Dirk- April 3, 2017

You're running full steam ahead into the new economy with a CEO who's just barely out diapers at the helm.

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

BusinessGordon Dirk- March 31, 2017

There's no mistaking that sudden cold sensation. After all, it's never been wrong before. The only question now is - who's going to pull the ...

Team-Building Gone Wrong: 3 Ways To Get Free Before The Tide Comes In

Team-Building Gone Wrong: 3 Ways To Get Free Before The Tide Comes In

BusinessGordon Dirk- March 13, 2017

Maybe, if you really thought about it, you totally could have foreseen this particular outcome.