Category: Health and Fitness

5 Household Chemicals You Can Vape in a Pinch (And Probably Not Die)

5 Household Chemicals You Can Vape in a Pinch (And Probably Not Die)

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- November 16, 2017

Pull that Glade Natural Orange Mist dispenser out of the wall, stab it open with a fork, and drip that juice into your pen for ...

How Soon Is Too Soon To Teach Your Baby To Smoke?

How Soon Is Too Soon To Teach Your Baby To Smoke?

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- August 31, 2017

They may not be able to stop you from ghosting on your temporary family, but you can at the very least prepare them for the ...

5 Times It Wasn’t Weed in That Baggie

5 Times It Wasn’t Weed in That Baggie

Health and FitnessDwayne McGregory- August 25, 2017

Are you tired of young punk drug dealers ripping you off with fake weed? Fake drugs are way worse than fake news, because they don’t ...

5 Strokes You Can Fake To Avoid Family Commitments

5 Strokes You Can Fake To Avoid Family Commitments

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- August 2, 2017

Nobody expects someone with nearly zero brain function to deal with family commitments,

5 Late Night TV Products That Will Boost Your Masculinity

5 Late Night TV Products That Will Boost Your Masculinity

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- July 10, 2017

Have you ever been sitting in front of the TV late at night thinking 'I wish there was some way to prove to the world ...

Are You Possessed Or Is It Just Bad Gas? 3 Classic Demonic Signs

Are You Possessed Or Is It Just Bad Gas? 3 Classic Demonic Signs

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- June 22, 2017

It's not always easy to separate the machinations of the Dark Prince from surging stomach acid, which is why we put together this guide to ...

3 Times Your Prince Albert Piercing Saved Your Life

3 Times Your Prince Albert Piercing Saved Your Life

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- June 20, 2017

Little did you know that the fateful evening when you woke up from a three-day bender inside a dingy back alley tattoo-and-piercing shop that the ...

3 Ways to Fake a DNA Test To Reassure Your Son He’s Yours

3 Ways to Fake a DNA Test To Reassure Your Son He’s Yours

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- June 14, 2017

He's old enough to understand that you might not be his father, but he's not at the age where science makes total sense to him. ...

5 Colognes To Conceal Your Weak Pheromones Without Resorting To A Suit Made Of Human Skin

5 Colognes To Conceal Your Weak Pheromones Without Resorting To A Suit Made Of Human Skin

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- June 8, 2017

Is there anything you can do to fight against the double helix of sadness responsible for your weak pheromonal make-up? Of course there is - ...

7 Kitchen Items You Can Fuck In A Pinch

7 Kitchen Items You Can Fuck In A Pinch

Health and FitnessDwayne McGregory- June 6, 2017

You can 'dutch rudder' yourself and make it feel like you’re getting jacked off by a primitive robot just by blindfolding yourself and having at ...