Category: Mansplained

Is That Baby Even Yours? 5 Questions To Ask Before The Subway Train Comes

Is That Baby Even Yours? 5 Questions To Ask Before The Subway Train Comes

MansplainedGordon Dirk- November 22, 2017

Everyone wants to be a hero, but let's face it: you’re running late for work, there's a big crowd of potential heroes all around you.

5 Times Surprise Dad Dick Ruined Your Childhood

5 Times Surprise Dad Dick Ruined Your Childhood

MansplainedGordon Dirk- October 10, 2017

Is there anything more terrifying than your father's visible penis? Definitely not, especially if you're still a kid and completely unprepared to be exposed to ...

How Soon Is Too Soon To Teach Your Baby To Smoke?

How Soon Is Too Soon To Teach Your Baby To Smoke?

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- August 31, 2017

They may not be able to stop you from ghosting on your temporary family, but you can at the very least prepare them for the ...

Why I Did It: Changed My Name To ‘White Power’

Why I Did It: Changed My Name To ‘White Power’

MansplainedGordon Dirk- August 17, 2017

Honestly, I was sick and tired of paying retail prices for meth that I knew was being cooked just a few doors down from my ...

How to Spot Fake Friend Requests From Terrorists

How to Spot Fake Friend Requests From Terrorists

MansplainedDwayne McGregory- August 10, 2017

Social media, especially Facebook is how modern terrorists are finding their next crop of freedom fighters. Don't get fooled!

5 Reasons To Call G-Maw On Her B-Day Instead Of Just Drunk-Texting Her From Arby’s

5 Reasons To Call G-Maw On Her B-Day Instead Of Just Drunk-Texting Her From Arby’s

MansplainedGordon Dirk- August 8, 2017

You're a man, and you've barely got time for your own emotions, let alone to consider the intricate web of relationships that bind together friends ...

5 Strokes You Can Fake To Avoid Family Commitments

5 Strokes You Can Fake To Avoid Family Commitments

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- August 2, 2017

Nobody expects someone with nearly zero brain function to deal with family commitments,

5 Late Night TV Products That Will Boost Your Masculinity

5 Late Night TV Products That Will Boost Your Masculinity

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- July 10, 2017

Have you ever been sitting in front of the TV late at night thinking 'I wish there was some way to prove to the world ...

5 Police Dogs You Can Pet, and 5 You Can’t: How to Tell the Difference

5 Police Dogs You Can Pet, and 5 You Can’t: How to Tell the Difference

MansplainedGordon Dirk- July 5, 2017

It's said that you should never pet a dog that's on duty - or is that a dog that's 'doing its duty?'

10 ATM Card PINs That Will Make The Bank Teller Blush

10 ATM Card PINs That Will Make The Bank Teller Blush

BusinessGordon Dirk- July 4, 2017

Want a memorable PIN for your ATM card, but also want to make everyone uncomfortable?