Category: Sex / Dating

5 Things Going Through Her Mind When You’re Blowing That Glass, Bro

5 Things Going Through Her Mind When You’re Blowing That Glass, Bro

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- November 20, 2017

She gets to see your adventurous, artistic side, you get to see her, well, for a second time.

5 Ways To Lose Friends With Your Destination Wedding

5 Ways To Lose Friends With Your Destination Wedding

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- September 25, 2017

It's your wedding, which means your freaky dress code must be respected at all times. So what if Steve is allergic to latex?

5 Places To Look When She Yells “DON’T LOOK AT ME!”

5 Places To Look When She Yells “DON’T LOOK AT ME!”

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- August 16, 2017

When she screams DON'T LOOK AT ME in your face you better have a nearby distraction ready to go or it's your ass.

6 Most Sensual Plants to Have In Your House

6 Most Sensual Plants to Have In Your House

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- August 3, 2017

Plants are very sexual items: they have genders and things like “ovaries” and “receptacles” and “plant penises.” Trust us, we’re “plant gynecologists”.

5 Types of Girls at Comic Con and How To Get In Their Pants

5 Types of Girls at Comic Con and How To Get In Their Pants

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- July 25, 2017

The San Diego Comic Convention just finished and take it from us here at Manonizer there are plenty of sex depraved girls roaming the halls ...

What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance

What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- July 7, 2017

Your sugar mama treats you well, but is she subtly telling you how goodly or badly you’re fucking her?

6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck

6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- June 28, 2017

Mistakes happen - it's what makes us human - but mistakes with your dick are what make us men.

3 Times Your Prince Albert Piercing Saved Your Life

3 Times Your Prince Albert Piercing Saved Your Life

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- June 20, 2017

Little did you know that the fateful evening when you woke up from a three-day bender inside a dingy back alley tattoo-and-piercing shop that the ...

5 Colognes To Conceal Your Weak Pheromones Without Resorting To A Suit Made Of Human Skin

5 Colognes To Conceal Your Weak Pheromones Without Resorting To A Suit Made Of Human Skin

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- June 8, 2017

Is there anything you can do to fight against the double helix of sadness responsible for your weak pheromonal make-up? Of course there is - ...

11 Millennial TV Show Porn Parodies They Have To Make

11 Millennial TV Show Porn Parodies They Have To Make

EntertainmentDwayne McGregory- June 7, 2017

It seems like the adult movie industry that's served Boomers for so many years is clearly unable to connect with the legions of fapping Millennials. ...