Category: Style

4 Skin Suits That Will Get You Kicked Off The Beach This July 4 Weekend

4 Skin Suits That Will Get You Kicked Off The Beach This July 4 Weekend

StyleGordon Dirk- June 30, 2017

We're all for pushing the limits of fashion, but is the beach really the best place to be showing off those lifelike skin suits that ...

How Many Hipster Points Can You Score In This Photo?

How Many Hipster Points Can You Score In This Photo?

StyleGordon Dirk- April 10, 2017

There's a whole lot of hipster going on in this picture. Think you can spot it all?

Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers

Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers

BusinessDwayne McGregory- February 16, 2017

Whenever someone asks him about it, he lights up, like a spider just caught something in its web. “It’s not a watch,” he carefully explains, ...

3 Mythical Creatures That Live Inside Your Roommate’s Puffy Jacket

3 Mythical Creatures That Live Inside Your Roommate’s Puffy Jacket

MansplainedGordon Dirk- December 21, 2016

Here's our best guess at what mythical beasts reside inside that puffy jacket he seems to wear 24/7 - even in the shower.

Man Make-Up: The Dark Truth

Man Make-Up: The Dark Truth

StyleTessa J. Brown- November 18, 2016

Follow these tips and tricks, bros, and I promise, you’ll be able to stay beautiful even in an ugly, ugly future.

GQ Doubles Down On Sexist Rock Climbing Story With New, Even More Sexist Sweater Story

GQ Doubles Down On Sexist Rock Climbing Story With New, Even More Sexist Sweater Story

StyleGordon Dirk- September 30, 2016

Acknowledged leader of all things relentlessly manly and a little bit drunk GQ Magazine broke new ground in the masculinization of adventure sports with a ...

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall: You’re Fucking Bald

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall: You’re Fucking Bald

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- August 16, 2016

Once it starts to go you might as well chemically castrate yourself and begin solemnly copying scrolls in a dark Benedictine monastery, or whatever it ...

This Article Probably Wasn’t Written By Matt Damon

This Article Probably Wasn’t Written By Matt Damon

EntertainmentMatt Damon- August 12, 2016

Don't put too much trust in that byline. Matt Damon probably didn't write this article.

3 Post-Singularity Grooming Products: Reviewed

3 Post-Singularity Grooming Products: Reviewed

StyleGordon Dirk- June 17, 2016

One day, you woke up and found yourself living after the Singularity. Yes, it finally happened: artificial intelligence has achieved a level of cognition so ...