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10 Most Millennial Prison Names

10 Most Millennial Prison Names

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- June 15, 2017

Few generations have gotten as creative as Millennials when it comes to expressing themselves from behind bars.

4 Useless Sex Positions You Learned From Late-Night Cable

4 Useless Sex Positions You Learned From Late-Night Cable

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- December 16, 2016

Softcore merrymaking might have gotten you off when you were 14, but it also put you on a path to confusing sexual scenarios when you ...

So This May Have Turned Into A Kidnapping: 3 Ways To Reel Things Back In

So This May Have Turned Into A Kidnapping: 3 Ways To Reel Things Back In

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- December 9, 2016

It's happened to all of us: you meet someone at a party, you seem to hit it off, and a fun evening of conversation quickly ...

How Good is His Sense of Smell? 3 Ways To Hide a Body From a Cop at a Traffic Stop

How Good is His Sense of Smell? 3 Ways To Hide a Body From a Cop at a Traffic Stop

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- November 21, 2016

Chances are, that cop doesn't want to find a body in your car any more than you want him to. Think of the paperwork.

5 Times You Said ‘No’ When You Really Meant To Say ‘Yes’

5 Times You Said ‘No’ When You Really Meant To Say ‘Yes’

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- November 4, 2016

Your brain is the greatest source of petty personal betrayal that you will ever encounter.

How To Give The Perfect Life-Affirming Thumbs-Up At A Funeral

How To Give The Perfect Life-Affirming Thumbs-Up At A Funeral

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- October 6, 2016

Death is a part of life, especially for everyone who's not in that casket/urn/floating as ashes in the wake of the fishing boat you chartered ...

Pretend To Care About Track And Field: 5 Easy Tips

Pretend To Care About Track And Field: 5 Easy Tips

SportsGordon Dirk- August 17, 2016

The Olympics are here, which means it's once again time to celebrate skill sets that were once relevant when attempting to outrun killer leopards and ...

4 Uses For The Expired Condom In Your Wallet

4 Uses For The Expired Condom In Your Wallet

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- May 18, 2016

Does it have a name? Do you celebrate an anniversary together? After all, it's the longest relationship you've ever had. We're talking, of course, about ...

5 Summer Camps To Park Your Kids For 7 Days Of Peace

5 Summer Camps To Park Your Kids For 7 Days Of Peace

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- March 1, 2016

Group of diverse kids or children with thumbs up Children are an amazing opportunity to sow your genetic legacy on an unsuspecting world. They're also, ...