Tag: dating

5 Things Going Through Her Mind When You’re Blowing That Glass, Bro

5 Things Going Through Her Mind When You’re Blowing That Glass, Bro

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- November 20, 2017

She gets to see your adventurous, artistic side, you get to see her, well, for a second time.

5 Hashtags You Confused For Relationship Status Updates

5 Hashtags You Confused For Relationship Status Updates

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- May 8, 2017

Following a girl you're dating on social media can be a tricky situation - especially if by 'dating' you really mean 'stood beside at a ...

15 Things To Not Say While On A Date With A Mermaid

15 Things To Not Say While On A Date With A Mermaid

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- May 5, 2017

Finally, someone swiped right on your Tinder profile and your luck really pulled through as this girl is exactly your type. She’s a totally real, ...

10 Awkward Dating Situations Your Lifted Pickup Truck Won’t Save You From

10 Awkward Dating Situations Your Lifted Pickup Truck Won’t Save You From

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- April 28, 2017

All the jacked-up suspension parts and knobby tires in the world can't save you from yourself in the dating world.

5 Things to Try Before Online Dating

5 Things to Try Before Online Dating

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- April 21, 2017

You just know that the moment you sign up for Match.com or eHarmony or Ashley Madison that you’re going to be inundated with a steady ...

5 Fun Podcasts To Start So She’ll Think You’re Actually Interesting

5 Fun Podcasts To Start So She’ll Think You’re Actually Interesting

EntertainmentGordon Dirk- April 7, 2017

Here's some ideas to get you broadcasting to the world - but more specifically, Tina at Starbucks - just how interesting you really are.

3 Ways To Turn That Grey Belt Into A Blowjob

3 Ways To Turn That Grey Belt Into A Blowjob

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- February 27, 2017

'Isn't a black belt more of a big deal?' she asks you after you casually drop your grey belt status in conversation. Yeah, of course ...

10 Personality Traits to Hide From Your New Girlfriend At All Costs

10 Personality Traits to Hide From Your New Girlfriend At All Costs

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- February 23, 2017

There’s nothing more innocent than the early stages of a relationship. While she wants to get to know you better, you’re desperately trying not to ...

3 Signs She’s Going To Cast A Spell On Your Junk

3 Signs She’s Going To Cast A Spell On Your Junk

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- January 27, 2017

Now, you're lying naked on the floor in her enchanted basement, she's opened what seems to be some kind of ancient, glowing chest, and she's ...

3 Signs That Fucking Falcon Is Going To Take Your Face Off

3 Signs That Fucking Falcon Is Going To Take Your Face Off

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- January 24, 2017

She owns a fucking falcon, and now you're sitting in her living room staring it in its death-dealing eyes, convinced you've got mere moments to ...