Tag: death

5 Ways To Lose Friends With Your Destination Wedding

5 Ways To Lose Friends With Your Destination Wedding

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- September 25, 2017

It's your wedding, which means your freaky dress code must be respected at all times. So what if Steve is allergic to latex?

Is It Really Dead? 4 Hail Marys For Resurrecting Your Girlfriend’s Pet

Is It Really Dead? 4 Hail Marys For Resurrecting Your Girlfriend’s Pet

MansplainedGordon Dirk- May 30, 2017

If only there was some kind of way to work a miracle and bring Fluffy back to life, at least long enough for it to ...

3 Times Channing Tatum Faked His Death – And Lived To Tell The Tale

3 Times Channing Tatum Faked His Death – And Lived To Tell The Tale

EntertainmentGordon Dirk- March 14, 2017

What most Tatum fans don't know is that he's tried to escape the unblinking eye of the Hollywood paparazzi on no less than three occasions ...

Which Of Your Bros Will Die During Spring Break? 3 Warning Signs

Which Of Your Bros Will Die During Spring Break? 3 Warning Signs

MansplainedGordon Dirk- January 31, 2017

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to identify the danger bro before he makes a horrible mistake that will haunt you for the rest ...

What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About How You’ll Die

What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About How You’ll Die

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- December 2, 2016

Did you know your bedroom preferences could cast a dim light into the future and ultimately reveal how you're going to kick the bucket?

So You Punched A Bouncer: 3 Ways To Die With Grace and Dignity

So You Punched A Bouncer: 3 Ways To Die With Grace and Dignity

MansplainedGordon Dirk- November 30, 2016

You just tagged him on the jaw with the weakest right hook in the history of the universe. And now you're going to die.

5 Things To Get Off Your Chest When Falling To Your Death With Friends

5 Things To Get Off Your Chest When Falling To Your Death With Friends

MansplainedGordon Dirk- October 14, 2016

As you plummet to your death, you can take some solace in the fact that you were on your way to a bachelor party with ...

Should You Use The Pet Sematary To Bring Her Back?

Should You Use The Pet Sematary To Bring Her Back?

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- October 7, 2016

It's the choice any man faces at least once in his lifetime: should he invoke the unspeakable power of the Pet Sematary to bring back ...

4 Ways Apple AirPods Have Already Confused Your Parents

4 Ways Apple AirPods Have Already Confused Your Parents

TechGordon Dirk- September 26, 2016

Earbuds were confusing enough to anyone over 60 years old when they still had wires attached.