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5 Times Surprise Dad Dick Ruined Your Childhood

5 Times Surprise Dad Dick Ruined Your Childhood

MansplainedGordon Dirk- October 10, 2017

Is there anything more terrifying than your father's visible penis? Definitely not, especially if you're still a kid and completely unprepared to be exposed to ...

6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck

6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- June 28, 2017

Mistakes happen - it's what makes us human - but mistakes with your dick are what make us men.

3 Signs She’s Going To Cast A Spell On Your Junk

3 Signs She’s Going To Cast A Spell On Your Junk

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- January 27, 2017

Now, you're lying naked on the floor in her enchanted basement, she's opened what seems to be some kind of ancient, glowing chest, and she's ...

How to Eat Phallic Foods Without Craving the D

How to Eat Phallic Foods Without Craving the D

Health and FitnessTessa J. Brown- September 2, 2016

Every bro knows that staying fed is a MINEFIELD of phallic foods.