Tag: dick
5 Times Surprise Dad Dick Ruined Your Childhood
Is there anything more terrifying than your father's visible penis? Definitely not, especially if you're still a kid and completely unprepared to be exposed to ...
6 Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Get Your Dick Stuck
Mistakes happen - it's what makes us human - but mistakes with your dick are what make us men.
3 Signs She’s Going To Cast A Spell On Your Junk
Now, you're lying naked on the floor in her enchanted basement, she's opened what seems to be some kind of ancient, glowing chest, and she's ...
How to Eat Phallic Foods Without Craving the D
Every bro knows that staying fed is a MINEFIELD of phallic foods.