Tag: family
5 Strokes You Can Fake To Avoid Family Commitments
Nobody expects someone with nearly zero brain function to deal with family commitments,
6 Superheroes Also Crippled By An Absent Father
Everyone knows that Batman wouldn’t be the crippled mess of a man if his family was still around. I mean Bruce Wayne (OOPS SPOILER ALERT) ...
3 Regrets You Have After Eating Your Grandma’s Crack Cookies
Now you're sweating balls at a 2 pm profit meeting, eyes darting around the board room, constantly checking your watch, and counting down the seconds ...
3 Signs You’ve Been Replaced By A $50 Million Super-Yacht
That fucking boat is now eating dinner with your wife and kids, and you're stuck scanning Craigslist looking for a cheap bachelor pad that won't ...
3 Clues To What The Fuck Your Uncle Just Said At Christmas Dinner
If you don't give him the right answer, he'll probably start to cry like he did at Thanksgiving.