Tag: family

5 Strokes You Can Fake To Avoid Family Commitments

5 Strokes You Can Fake To Avoid Family Commitments

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- August 2, 2017

Nobody expects someone with nearly zero brain function to deal with family commitments,

6 Superheroes Also Crippled By An Absent Father

6 Superheroes Also Crippled By An Absent Father

MansplainedDwayne McGregory- April 6, 2017

Everyone knows that Batman wouldn’t be the crippled mess of a man if his family was still around. I mean Bruce Wayne (OOPS SPOILER ALERT) ...

3 Regrets You Have After Eating Your Grandma’s Crack Cookies

3 Regrets You Have After Eating Your Grandma’s Crack Cookies

MansplainedGordon Dirk- March 27, 2017

Now you're sweating balls at a 2 pm profit meeting, eyes darting around the board room, constantly checking your watch, and counting down the seconds ...

3 Signs You’ve Been Replaced By A $50 Million Super-Yacht

3 Signs You’ve Been Replaced By A $50 Million Super-Yacht

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- March 16, 2017

That fucking boat is now eating dinner with your wife and kids, and you're stuck scanning Craigslist looking for a cheap bachelor pad that won't ...

3 Clues To What The Fuck Your Uncle Just Said At Christmas Dinner

3 Clues To What The Fuck Your Uncle Just Said At Christmas Dinner

MansplainedGordon Dirk- December 23, 2016

If you don't give him the right answer, he'll probably start to cry like he did at Thanksgiving.