Tag: food
What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance
Your sugar mama treats you well, but is she subtly telling you how goodly or badly you’re fucking her?
5 Foods You Ate In 9th Grade That Have Already Given You Cancer
The culinary decisions that you made as an ill-informed teenager have already seeded your body with the metastasizing cells that will spell your doom.
Top 4 Detroit Auto Show Debuts That Will Kill Your Ab Diet
You've been trying for six pack abs ever since you turned 21 and realized that your days of coasting by on teenage dad bod were ...
How to Eat Phallic Foods Without Craving the D
Every bro knows that staying fed is a MINEFIELD of phallic foods.
4 Brocipes To Keep You Fed, Bro
These bro-friendly recipes, or brocipes, ensure that nobody will mistake your culinary self-sufficiency for femininity.
How To Stop Yourself From Going Back For Seconds or Thirds, Fatso
Food is delicious, but you really don't deserve it.
10 Worst Musical Scenes, In Order Of Food
Not every beat is delicious.
5 Hardcore Fitness Tests Every Man Must Pass In His Kitchen
Check out these 5 hardcore fitness tests every man must pass in his kitchen and see how you stack up.
The 5 Best Burger Toppings You’ve Never Had
Just admit it: you're a bit of a wuss when it comes to ordering a burger. Sure, you're cool with lettuce, tomato, onion, and maybe ...