How are you supposed to maintain your beef machinery if you're pounding back bite-size pastries instead of pumping iron?
The gym isn't just the source of your greatest personal inadequacies - it's also a minefield of decapitation.
These buff actor bros have got it so locked down that you might as well just make a milkshake out of Oreos, icing sugar, and ...
Everybody who knows you, knows one thing: you don't sweat. Not once. Zero chance.