Tag: love

5 Colognes To Conceal Your Weak Pheromones Without Resorting To A Suit Made Of Human Skin

5 Colognes To Conceal Your Weak Pheromones Without Resorting To A Suit Made Of Human Skin

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- June 8, 2017

Is there anything you can do to fight against the double helix of sadness responsible for your weak pheromonal make-up? Of course there is - ...

10 Fiery Ways To End Couple’s Therapy

10 Fiery Ways To End Couple’s Therapy

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- May 23, 2017

By calmly sawing off your own arm with a bayonet and then beating yourself with it until you bleed out all over the floor?

10 Awkward Dating Situations Your Lifted Pickup Truck Won’t Save You From

10 Awkward Dating Situations Your Lifted Pickup Truck Won’t Save You From

AutomotiveGordon Dirk- April 28, 2017

All the jacked-up suspension parts and knobby tires in the world can't save you from yourself in the dating world.

Can Your Love Stop This Shelter Dog From Killing Again?

Can Your Love Stop This Shelter Dog From Killing Again?

MansplainedGordon Dirk- March 9, 2017

'No,' the volunteer whispers softly, so low that it's almost inaudible below the din of barking and whining dogs from the cages that surround you. ...

3 Signs That Fucking Falcon Is Going To Take Your Face Off

3 Signs That Fucking Falcon Is Going To Take Your Face Off

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- January 24, 2017

She owns a fucking falcon, and now you're sitting in her living room staring it in its death-dealing eyes, convinced you've got mere moments to ...

3 Ways To Spin That Gift Card As ‘I Love You’

3 Ways To Spin That Gift Card As ‘I Love You’

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- November 29, 2016

Shopping for people is the worst, especially if it's for the one you care about more than anyone else in the world. Or your significant ...

How to Get Swole (Without Falling In Love)

How to Get Swole (Without Falling In Love)

Health and FitnessTessa J. Brown- August 4, 2016

As a dude, you know how important it is to get, and stay, mega swole. But every time you go to the gym, you have ...

Top 5 Movies To Get Her In The Mood

Top 5 Movies To Get Her In The Mood

EntertainmentChad Wexler- June 14, 2016

Finding the time to be intimate with your partner can sometimes be hard, especially given your 80 hour 'work weeks' and 'inability to commit.' Let’s ...

Why I Did It: Breaking Off An Engagement

Why I Did It: Breaking Off An Engagement

Sex / DatingManonizer- March 1, 2016

Real people, real life, real situations. Names have been changed. "I Realized Two Years In That She Was A Cardboard Cutout - Literally" Bob, 37 ...