Tag: masturbation

It’s totally cool to tell the judge in a high-profile murder case that you couldn’t have killed that man because you were whacking off when ...

It’s just the same old meat. Always there, dangling, raising its turgid eye in solemn, silent judgment.

Because you haven't put pants on since last Wednesday.

Hey, you there - the one beating your meat. You're doing it all wrong. How do we know? It's easy. After analyzing hours upon hours ...