Tag: murder

5 Ways the Share Button on PornHub Is Useful

5 Ways the Share Button on PornHub Is Useful

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- April 19, 2017

It’s totally cool to tell the judge in a high-profile murder case that you couldn’t have killed that man because you were whacking off when ...

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

BusinessGordon Dirk- March 31, 2017

There's no mistaking that sudden cold sensation. After all, it's never been wrong before. The only question now is - who's going to pull the ...

Can Your Love Stop This Shelter Dog From Killing Again?

Can Your Love Stop This Shelter Dog From Killing Again?

MansplainedGordon Dirk- March 9, 2017

'No,' the volunteer whispers softly, so low that it's almost inaudible below the din of barking and whining dogs from the cages that surround you. ...

3 Signs That Fucking Falcon Is Going To Take Your Face Off

3 Signs That Fucking Falcon Is Going To Take Your Face Off

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- January 24, 2017

She owns a fucking falcon, and now you're sitting in her living room staring it in its death-dealing eyes, convinced you've got mere moments to ...

4 Warning Signs She’ll Use Her Unstoppable Ginger Powers To Control Your Life

4 Warning Signs She’ll Use Her Unstoppable Ginger Powers To Control Your Life

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- January 20, 2017

Any romantic entanglement with this palest example of the female species runs the risk of triggering her awesome ginger powers, and thereafter forever being under ...

Why Did You Agree to Watch ‘Gone Girl’ Together?

Why Did You Agree to Watch ‘Gone Girl’ Together?

EntertainmentDwayne McGregory- January 5, 2017

All because you two decided to watch Gone Girl together, and she’s now realizing she has almost insurmountable power to fuck up your life.

How Good is His Sense of Smell? 3 Ways To Hide a Body From a Cop at a Traffic Stop

How Good is His Sense of Smell? 3 Ways To Hide a Body From a Cop at a Traffic Stop

UncategorizedGordon Dirk- November 21, 2016

Chances are, that cop doesn't want to find a body in your car any more than you want him to. Think of the paperwork.

How To Tell If Your Tinder Date Is Actually An Alien Sex Hunter

How To Tell If Your Tinder Date Is Actually An Alien Sex Hunter

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- March 1, 2016

Don't be fooled by the rainbow hair and dead-eyed stare. So you've been swiping left and right all night, and the time has come to ...