Tag: office
5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You
There's no mistaking that sudden cold sensation. After all, it's never been wrong before. The only question now is - who's going to pull the ...
3 Ways A Standing Desk Will Make You Hate Your Job Even More Than You Already Do
You're convinced that more than half of upper management's time is spent devising new methods to destroy company morale, and this is just the latest ...
3 Ways To Keep The Red Puzzle Piece From Fucking Jenn, Your Office Crush
You've had enough of that red puzzle piece at work.
Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers
Whenever someone asks him about it, he lights up, like a spider just caught something in its web. “It’s not a watch,” he carefully explains, ...
Open Carry: Your Ticket To Unchallenged Workplace Sarcasm
Haven’t you ever wanted diplomatic immunity for your super smart, funny and sarcastic comments around the office? You should be allowed to say things like ...
The 3 Most Millennial Jobs Your Company Is Looking To Fill Until Baphomet Demands Tribute
Can you find the right Millennial employee to feed to Baphomet's endless, dark appetite in time to claim your quarterly bonus?
4 Trust-Building Exercises To Avoid At The Corporate Retreat
Much like 'Global Thermonuclear War,' the only way anyone wins this game is by not playing. Or, alternatively, you could gang up on Jane.
5 Secret Santa Gifts That Will Get You Arrested
You might want to slow your roll when it comes to bringing out the big guns at the gift exchange, because if you go too ...
3 Ways To Gain 10 Pounds Of Muscle At Your Office Holiday Party
How are you supposed to maintain your beef machinery if you're pounding back bite-size pastries instead of pumping iron?
You Got Caught: 3 Excuses For Naked Office Napping
At workit can be tough to catch a few winks au natural without being escorted out of the building by two of HR's taser-wielding enforcers.