Tag: office

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

BusinessGordon Dirk- March 31, 2017

There's no mistaking that sudden cold sensation. After all, it's never been wrong before. The only question now is - who's going to pull the ...

3 Ways A Standing Desk Will Make You Hate Your Job Even More Than You Already Do

3 Ways A Standing Desk Will Make You Hate Your Job Even More Than You Already Do

BusinessGordon Dirk- March 8, 2017

You're convinced that more than half of upper management's time is spent devising new methods to destroy company morale, and this is just the latest ...

Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers

Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers

BusinessDwayne McGregory- February 16, 2017

Whenever someone asks him about it, he lights up, like a spider just caught something in its web. “It’s not a watch,” he carefully explains, ...

Open Carry: Your Ticket To Unchallenged Workplace Sarcasm

Open Carry: Your Ticket To Unchallenged Workplace Sarcasm

BusinessDwayne McGregory- February 13, 2017

Haven’t you ever wanted diplomatic immunity for your super smart, funny and sarcastic comments around the office? You should be allowed to say things like ...

The 3 Most Millennial Jobs Your Company Is Looking To Fill Until Baphomet Demands Tribute

The 3 Most Millennial Jobs Your Company Is Looking To Fill Until Baphomet Demands Tribute

BusinessGordon Dirk- January 12, 2017

Can you find the right Millennial employee to feed to Baphomet's endless, dark appetite in time to claim your quarterly bonus?

4 Trust-Building Exercises To Avoid At The Corporate Retreat

4 Trust-Building Exercises To Avoid At The Corporate Retreat

BusinessGordon Dirk- January 2, 2017

Much like 'Global Thermonuclear War,' the only way anyone wins this game is by not playing. Or, alternatively, you could gang up on Jane.

5 Secret Santa Gifts That Will Get You Arrested

5 Secret Santa Gifts That Will Get You Arrested

BusinessGordon Dirk- December 20, 2016

You might want to slow your roll when it comes to bringing out the big guns at the gift exchange, because if you go too ...

3 Ways To Gain 10 Pounds Of Muscle At Your Office Holiday Party

3 Ways To Gain 10 Pounds Of Muscle At Your Office Holiday Party

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- December 14, 2016

How are you supposed to maintain your beef machinery if you're pounding back bite-size pastries instead of pumping iron?

You Got Caught: 3 Excuses For Naked Office Napping

You Got Caught: 3 Excuses For Naked Office Napping

BusinessGordon Dirk- December 6, 2016

At workit can be tough to catch a few winks au natural without being escorted out of the building by two of HR's taser-wielding enforcers.