Tag: relationships

What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance

What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- July 7, 2017

Your sugar mama treats you well, but is she subtly telling you how goodly or badly you’re fucking her?

10 Fiery Ways To End Couple’s Therapy

10 Fiery Ways To End Couple’s Therapy

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- May 23, 2017

By calmly sawing off your own arm with a bayonet and then beating yourself with it until you bleed out all over the floor?

4 Ways To Deal With Her Ability To Moodily Stare Into Infinite Futures

4 Ways To Deal With Her Ability To Moodily Stare Into Infinite Futures

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- April 14, 2017

You slowly started to realize that 99.9 percent of her predictions involved your relationship, her job, how shitty her friends treat her, and how unlikely ...

3 Signs You’ve Been Replaced By A $50 Million Super-Yacht

3 Signs You’ve Been Replaced By A $50 Million Super-Yacht

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- March 16, 2017

That fucking boat is now eating dinner with your wife and kids, and you're stuck scanning Craigslist looking for a cheap bachelor pad that won't ...

3 Ways Your Hoarding Habit Is Sexy

3 Ways Your Hoarding Habit Is Sexy

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- March 7, 2017

Not all hoarders are 60 year old toothless would-be vagrants living in a house where urine-soaked newspaper is a major structural element. Some hoarders are, ...

Totally Follow Her Into The Woods, Dude (It’s A Good Idea)

Totally Follow Her Into The Woods, Dude (It’s A Good Idea)

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- February 28, 2017

You've only just met, but it seems like you've known her a thousand years.

What Do These 5 Valentines Day Gifts Say About Your Relationship?

What Do These 5 Valentines Day Gifts Say About Your Relationship?

Sex / DatingDwayne McGregory- February 14, 2017

Basically she’s saying that the 'straight relationship experiment' is over and you should consider a sex change to make this thing work.

3 Keys To Pretending Your Crippling College Debt Hasn’t Impacted Your Sex Life

3 Keys To Pretending Your Crippling College Debt Hasn’t Impacted Your Sex Life

Sex / DatingGordon Dirk- February 9, 2017

How can you possible maintain an erection when there's a six-figure invoice with your name on it carved into your credit history like the 10 ...

3 Ways To Keep Custody Of Your Dog After A Break-Up

3 Ways To Keep Custody Of Your Dog After A Break-Up

MansplainedGordon Dirk- February 7, 2017

You messed up big time with your now-ex-girlfriend/wife/casual Craigslist partner, and you're at that awkward stage where she's claiming half the kitchen appliances and most ...