Tag: sex
5 Places To Look When She Yells “DON’T LOOK AT ME!”
When she screams DON'T LOOK AT ME in your face you better have a nearby distraction ready to go or it's your ass.
What Her Post-Sex Dinner Choice says About Your Performance
Your sugar mama treats you well, but is she subtly telling you how goodly or badly you’re fucking her?
5 Sex Moves Your Best Friend Has Already Tried With Her
Don't worry, your best friend has already discovered ways to pleasure the woman you're with that you could never have even dreamed of.
5 Vin Diesel Moments To Inspire Your Next Orgasm
Vin Diesel can't always be there for you in the bedroom, showering you with encouragement and confidence-building praise from the corner while you frantically search ...
5 Times The Safe Word Made Things Much, Much Worse
Some activities shouldn't have safe words at all, and the fact that you went out of your way to establish one virtually guaranteed that things ...
7 Ways to Recover From a Crappy Handshake
Delivering a shitty, weak, sweaty handshake is a harrowing experience that almost every man has gone through.
10 Bedside Items Probably Going Up Your Butt Tonight
There's no shame in admitting that you bought that flashlight for a very, very specific reason.
5 Things You Drunkenly Put In Your Mouth That Weren’t Toothpaste
We’ve all eaten things we’re not proud of, but what if you put something wrong in your mouth with good intentions?
5 Things to Try Before Online Dating
You just know that the moment you sign up for Match.com or eHarmony or Ashley Madison that you’re going to be inundated with a steady ...
5 Signs You’re Way Too Into Your One-Man Kraftwerk Cover Band Project
You view a future where robots are our overlords and masters as progress, rather than apocalyptic.