Tag: work
7 Dick Pics To Leave Off Your C.V.
Everyone knows that you're the fucking dick pic master, but honestly, that's something that almost NO ONE should actually know about you.
5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You
There's no mistaking that sudden cold sensation. After all, it's never been wrong before. The only question now is - who's going to pull the ...
3 Ways A Standing Desk Will Make You Hate Your Job Even More Than You Already Do
You're convinced that more than half of upper management's time is spent devising new methods to destroy company morale, and this is just the latest ...
Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers
Whenever someone asks him about it, he lights up, like a spider just caught something in its web. “It’s not a watch,” he carefully explains, ...
Open Carry: Your Ticket To Unchallenged Workplace Sarcasm
Haven’t you ever wanted diplomatic immunity for your super smart, funny and sarcastic comments around the office? You should be allowed to say things like ...
10 Reasons Why You’ve Been Fired From 5 Of Your last 6 Jobs
Because you couldn't stop licking your fingers and that really wasn't appropriate as a massage therapist.
The 3 Most Millennial Jobs Your Company Is Looking To Fill Until Baphomet Demands Tribute
Can you find the right Millennial employee to feed to Baphomet's endless, dark appetite in time to claim your quarterly bonus?
4 Trust-Building Exercises To Avoid At The Corporate Retreat
Much like 'Global Thermonuclear War,' the only way anyone wins this game is by not playing. Or, alternatively, you could gang up on Jane.
3 Ways To Gain 10 Pounds Of Muscle At Your Office Holiday Party
How are you supposed to maintain your beef machinery if you're pounding back bite-size pastries instead of pumping iron?
5 Signs It’s Time To Stop Doing Shrooms At Work
Freaking out on shrooms in the privacy of your own tent is one thing, but accusing the copier of crying tears of blood all over ...