Tag: work

7 Dick Pics To Leave Off Your C.V.

7 Dick Pics To Leave Off Your C.V.

BusinessGordon Dirk- August 29, 2017

Everyone knows that you're the fucking dick pic master, but honestly, that's something that almost NO ONE should actually know about you.

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

5 Signs Jim From Accounting Just Decided To Murder You

BusinessGordon Dirk- March 31, 2017

There's no mistaking that sudden cold sensation. After all, it's never been wrong before. The only question now is - who's going to pull the ...

3 Ways A Standing Desk Will Make You Hate Your Job Even More Than You Already Do

3 Ways A Standing Desk Will Make You Hate Your Job Even More Than You Already Do

BusinessGordon Dirk- March 8, 2017

You're convinced that more than half of upper management's time is spent devising new methods to destroy company morale, and this is just the latest ...

Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers

Jim’s New Watch Has Already Landed Him 6 Job Offers

BusinessDwayne McGregory- February 16, 2017

Whenever someone asks him about it, he lights up, like a spider just caught something in its web. “It’s not a watch,” he carefully explains, ...

Open Carry: Your Ticket To Unchallenged Workplace Sarcasm

Open Carry: Your Ticket To Unchallenged Workplace Sarcasm

BusinessDwayne McGregory- February 13, 2017

Haven’t you ever wanted diplomatic immunity for your super smart, funny and sarcastic comments around the office? You should be allowed to say things like ...

10 Reasons Why You’ve Been Fired From 5 Of Your last 6 Jobs

10 Reasons Why You’ve Been Fired From 5 Of Your last 6 Jobs

BusinessGordon Dirk- January 16, 2017

Because you couldn't stop licking your fingers and that really wasn't appropriate as a massage therapist.

The 3 Most Millennial Jobs Your Company Is Looking To Fill Until Baphomet Demands Tribute

The 3 Most Millennial Jobs Your Company Is Looking To Fill Until Baphomet Demands Tribute

BusinessGordon Dirk- January 12, 2017

Can you find the right Millennial employee to feed to Baphomet's endless, dark appetite in time to claim your quarterly bonus?

4 Trust-Building Exercises To Avoid At The Corporate Retreat

4 Trust-Building Exercises To Avoid At The Corporate Retreat

BusinessGordon Dirk- January 2, 2017

Much like 'Global Thermonuclear War,' the only way anyone wins this game is by not playing. Or, alternatively, you could gang up on Jane.

3 Ways To Gain 10 Pounds Of Muscle At Your Office Holiday Party

3 Ways To Gain 10 Pounds Of Muscle At Your Office Holiday Party

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- December 14, 2016

How are you supposed to maintain your beef machinery if you're pounding back bite-size pastries instead of pumping iron?

5 Signs It’s Time To Stop Doing Shrooms At Work

5 Signs It’s Time To Stop Doing Shrooms At Work

Health and FitnessGordon Dirk- October 12, 2016

Freaking out on shrooms in the privacy of your own tent is one thing, but accusing the copier of crying tears of blood all over ...