The New Cure For Back Pain Will Signal The Apocalypse

Back pain

The new cure for back pain is not FDA approved, but that doesn’t matter if you own a P.O. Box in Lahore.

The new cure for back pain won’t think twice about doing what it has to do, to get what it wants, on a timeline you can’t even conceive of.

The new cure for back pain will see you working harder, and longer, but not smarter, because you stopped thinking about your job the same day you stopped caring about your future.

The new cure for back pain contains ginseng.

The new cure for back pain was gluten-free when you started dating, but then just got lazy, and now it orders pizza four out of five nights.

The new cure for back pain once punched out a cop in a Texas bar brawl but didn’t do any time because it was a minor.

The new cure for back pain wants you to vote, but it doesn’t care who – or what – you vote for.

The new cure for back pain monetizes your indifference and then sells it back to you at a discount.

The new cure for back pain introduced you to its best friend but then ghosted you both at the party.

The new cure for back pain will never be middleweight champion.

The new cure for back pain confronted you about your gambling problem and then left in a huff.

The new cure for back pain has no patience for the elderly.

The new cure for back pain is over the counter.

The new cure for back pain is right behind you.

The new cure for pack pain is here.

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