Top 7 Reasons To Medicalize Female Arousal
1. Because it’s easier to approach something via the cold and clinically detached world of the microscope than it is to have an actual conversation.
2. Because who wants to read ‘The Firefighter’s Woman’ out loud just before bed?
3. Because someone has to keep Pfizer open once the current crop of patents expire.
4. Because who has time for foreplay? Not this 55-year old man who’s been married for 27 years.
5. Because the world needs more products starting with ‘VAG.’
6. Because the quickest way to a woman’s heart is through a complex combination of chemical compounds originally intended to treat bone marrow cancer.
7. Because boner pills, am I right?