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5 Ways To Lose Friends With Your Destination Wedding

5 Ways To Lose Friends With Your Destination Wedding

- September 25, 2017 0

It's your wedding, which means your freaky dress code must be respected at all times. So what if Steve is allergic to latex? Read More

How Soon Is Too Soon To Teach Your Baby To Smoke?

How Soon Is Too Soon To Teach Your Baby To Smoke?

- August 31, 2017 0

They may not be able to stop you from ghosting on your temporary family, but you can at the very least prepare them for the ... Read More

7 Dick Pics To Leave Off Your C.V.

7 Dick Pics To Leave Off Your C.V.

- August 29, 2017 0

Everyone knows that you're the fucking dick pic master, but honestly, that's something that almost NO ONE should actually know about you. Read More

Jeep Invents Time Machine, Uses It To Dominate Ancient Auto Markets

Jeep Invents Time Machine, Uses It To Dominate Ancient Auto Markets

- August 28, 2017 0

"Sure, a lot of people told us we were fools for using our temporal slipstream displacement device to sell cars - but who's laughing now?" Read More

5 Times It Wasn’t Weed in That Baggie

5 Times It Wasn’t Weed in That Baggie

- August 25, 2017 0

Are you tired of young punk drug dealers ripping you off with fake weed? Fake drugs are way worse than fake news, because they don’t ... Read More

Why I Did It: Changed My Name To ‘White Power’

Why I Did It: Changed My Name To ‘White Power’

- August 17, 2017 0

Honestly, I was sick and tired of paying retail prices for meth that I knew was being cooked just a few doors down from my ... Read More